Wednesday, September 9, 2015

In a year.


In case you were wondering, which I assume you are because you keep coming back here, I have no clue what I'm doing with my life. This has been one of the hardest, yet most rewarding year of my life. It's hard to believe how much has changed in a year but despite everything that's happened, I've never been happier. I'm proud of the person I'm becoming again. I'm happy. And that's all that matters.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Work life.

Some days I think to myself, Stacey you really have your life put together. Just look at you sitting at your work desk, all classy like. Hell you have tall boots on, you're legs are crossed oh-so lady like by your ankles. Is that a nice cardigan and cute scarf, I see? Oh man check out your hair!! You are having a good hair day. And you're glasses! You look so sophisticated. And don't get me started on your work desk... It looks so clean and organized. You have only the documents you are currently working on placed right next to your keyboard, along with a cup of *gasp!?* black coffee! Your productivity is through the roof! Damn, you look like a professional.

Then there are the days I feel like a toddler, swinging my legs at a gigantic computer desk, wrinkled paper and highlighters everywhere, coffee cup rings staining my desk and barely grasping the motor skills necessary to move the mouse around the screen....

Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween! 2014

Toby thought it was a chew toy. 
I thought it was hilarious.
Rita just simply judged us from the corner...

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

No Honey Boo Boo. A dollar does not make me holla'!

If I could, I would go back in time and kick the 2012 version of myself in the head.

Why I ever wasted so much of my life watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo I'll never know. It was a horrible, horrible idea.

Because now, two years later, the saying "A dolla' makes me holla'! Honey Boo Boo child!" randomly gets stuck in my head. Similar to how that one annoying song you don't like and have actively avoided listening to still winds up on your mind, this quote has latched on to my brain and refuses to go away.

At my desk:
Brain- You look like you are deep in thought. Are you? Oh, you are? Ok, well... A dolla makes me holla!

In the shower:
Brain- I have a great idea for a new app that will make you lots of money! SIKE! A dolla makes me holla!

Trying to fall asleep:
Brain- Pssssst! Hey! Are you sleeping? No? Guess what?! A dolla makes me holla!

Pondering life's mysteries:
Brain- Everything happens for a reason. Aaaaaaaand a dolla makes me holla!

Driving to work:
Brain- Wow you could accomplish so much today if you put your mind to it! Oh but by the way... A dolla makes me holla!

Important conversation:
Brain- Think. Listen. Think. Listen. A dolla makes me holla! Honey Boo-Boo Child!! Listen?
Face- Anger
Other person- You ok?

If I had a dollar for everytime that stupid quote popped up in my head, well.. I'd have a lot dollars... Maybe then I'd holla!